Monday, November 28, 2005

Gotta love The Daily Show

One reason The Daily Show is one of the best shows on TV is right here.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Honey, let's write a letter to the editor - together

It's amazing that it took two people to compose a letter that completely misses the point regarding the blocked Senate resolution honoring Bruce Springsteen and his Born to Run album.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Mark Morford's take on a Bush Family Thanksgiving

















Read Mark Morford's interpretation of a Bush Thanksgiving. I love this guy. Some highlights:

"Karl sneaks furtive glances at Barb. He is awed by her natural power, her girth, her effortless cunning. That teal makes her look so ... so ... seaworthy. He wants her. Badly. She knows it. They have a secret thing -- it is matronly and sweaty and creepy as hell and takes place every other Sunday in a Ritz-Carlton just off the Beltway."

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Dick glances over at Lynne, who is, of course, eyeing one of the Latina servants with open-mouthed hunger. Dick hasn't seen Lynne naked in years. He realizes this is a very good thing. Something to be thankful for, certainly. But Lynne is happy. Her life is full of joyous bridge tournaments and bashing of gay rights and copious lesbian fantasies. She is nothing like poor, lost Condi."

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Meanwhile, Jenna and Barbara Jr. sneak tequila shots in the Rose Garden and flirt with the Secret Service for, like, the millionth time, to no effect. Jenna is so, like, buzzed. She adjusts her bra strap, again. Then her thong. Damn but she hates these formal things. That Alito guy keeps coming out, begging for shots. They don't want to go back into that miserable, dank banquet room. Barbara Jr. stares vacantly into the near distance. Why couldn't life be more like it is on "The West Wing"? That show, like, totally ruled."

Google Alert for: "Leslie Weise"

I love Google. Months ago I read the story of the "Denver 3" who were kicked out of a Bush event by someone who did a good job impersonating a Secret Service Agent. I wanted to follow the story, so I set up a news alert for the name "Leslie Weise". At the time, while the White House knew the name of the guy who kicked them out of the event (their crime was having a "no blood for oil" bumper sticker on their car), no one would give up the name.

What pops into my email box, this story. With the help of a freelance videographer and a private investigator, they were able to ID Mike Casper as the goon. Now they are suing and we get to watch.

BTW, Bush is notorious for trying to suppress dissent at his appearances. You can read further instances here and here (read that one for the threat to an 18 year old high school student by a staffer: "'If you protest, it won't be me taking you out. It will be a sniper,' ") and here.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Gotta love ifilm

For their title of the footage of Bush trying to open a door, I nominate ifilm for caption of the year.

New virus making the rounds

I knew this was fake:

Subj: You visit illegal websites
Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.
Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison


*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000


Because by my count, I had only visited 26 illegal web sites.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Jean Schmidt

My letter to Jean Schmidt:

Dear Congresswoman Schmidt: You suck. You called a marine war veteran a coward. Again, you suck. Rather than partisan politics perhaps you could actually work toward finding a solution to this quagmire that is Iraq. Young men and women are dying in Iraq and all you can do is call a decorated marine war veteran a coward. You suck. You are a chickenhawk. And you suck. Have I mentioned that?

Sunday, November 20, 2005

They did, however, unanimously vote to honor Olivia Newton-John on the 30th anniversary of her "Have You Never Been Mellow" album


Republican leaders in the Senate blocked a resolution introduced by the two Democratic Senators from New Jersey honoring Bruce Springsteen on the thirtieth anniversary of his "Born to Run" album.

"Hey, Senator Frist, are you going to allow a vote on the Springsteen resolution?" "Gee, that's a tough one. On the one hand 'Born to Run' combines raw energy with lyrical brilliance - it practically redefined rock and roll. Honestly, there's nothing I love more after a hard day in the Senate chamber than putting the top down on my Chrysler Sebring and cranking up 'Thunder Road' for the drive home. On the other hand, the bastard supported Kerry, so I'm going to have to say no."

Thursday, November 17, 2005

The Bush/Cheney Reality

Bush and Cheney are out attacking Iraq war critics, accusing some of lacking "backbone." Bush and Cheney have made some "interesting" assertions about the war and their record. From an article headlined, "In challenging war's critics, administration tinkers with truth", I give you the high(low)lights:

ASSERTION: In a Veterans Day speech last Friday, Bush said that Iraq war "critics are fully aware that a bipartisan Senate investigation found no evidence of political pressure to change the intelligence community's judgments related to Iraq's weapons programs."

CONTEXT: Bush is correct in saying that a commission he appointed, chaired by Judge Laurence Silberman and former Sen. Charles Robb, D-Va., found no evidence of "politicization" of the intelligence community's assessments concerning Iraq's reported weapons of mass destruction programs.

But neither that report nor others looked at how the White House characterized the intelligence it had when selling its plan for war to the world and whether administration officials exaggerated the threat. That's supposed to be the topic of a second phase of study by the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.

ASSERTION: In his speech, Bush noted that "more than a hundred Democrats in the House and the Senate - who had access to the same intelligence - voted to support removing Saddam Hussein from power."

CONTEXT: This isn't true.

ASSERTION: In his Veterans Day address, Bush said that "intelligence agencies around the world agreed with our assessment of Saddam Hussein."

CONTEXT: Bush is correct in saying that many intelligence agencies, particularly in Europe, believed that Saddam was hiding some weapons of mass destruction capabilities - not necessarily weapons. But they didn't agree with other U.S. assessments about Saddam. Few, with the exception of Great Britain, argued that Iraq was an imminent threat, or that it had any link to Islamic terrorism, much less the Sept. 11 attacks.

France, backed by several other nations, argued that much more time and effort should have been given to weapons inspections in Iraq before war was launched.

ASSERTION: Stephen Hadley, the president's national security adviser, told reporters last Thursday that the Clinton administration and Congress perceived Saddam as a threat based on some of the same intelligence used by the Bush administration.

"Congress, in 1998 authorized, in fact, the use of force based on that intelligence," Hadley said.

And Rumsfeld, in briefing reporters Tuesday, seemed to link President Clinton's signing of the act to his decision to order four days of U.S. bombing of suspected weapons sites and military facilities in Baghdad and other parts of Iraq.

CONTEXT: Congress did pass the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998, which stated U.S. support for regime change in Iraq and provided up to $97 million in overt military and humanitarian aid to opposition groups in Iraq.

But it didn't authorize the use of U.S. force against Iraq.

Clinton said his bombing order was based on Iraq's refusal to comply with weapons inspections, a violation of United Nations Security Council resolutions that ended the 1991 Persian Gulf War.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Bill and Pat



Bill O'Reilly and Pat Robertson wish death and destruction on voters they don't agree with:

From the November 8 broadcast of Fox News' The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:
O'REILLY: Hey, you know, if you want to ban military recruiting, fine, but I'm not going to give you another nickel of federal money. You know, if I'm the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium, and I say, "Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead."
And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.

From today's 700 Club:

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching intelligent design.
All eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for re-election were defeated Tuesday after trying to introduce "intelligent design" - the belief that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power - as an alternative to the theory of evolution.
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

At least I'm not as stupid as Leroy

If I ever spend my time doing this, someone kill me.

Somebody kicked sand in his face

I think it was the people of California.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Closing the Barn Door After the Horses Have Already Escaped

Bush orders staff to attend ethics briefings.