Heckling the President
So you're in the audience at the President's State of the Union Address. At what point do you heckle him? Here's mine:
Bush: "...we must remember that the best healthcare decisions are made not by government and insurance companies, but by patients and their doctors."
ME: UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS AN ABORTION YOU F*CKING HYPOCRITE!
Bush: "...Five years ago, we rose above partisan differences to pass the No Child Left Behind Act – preserving local control, raising standards in public schools, and holding those schools accountable for results. And because we acted, students are performing better in reading and math, and minority students are closing the achievement gap."
ME: YOU SON OF A B*TCH. YOU UNDERFUNDED THE CRAPPY PROGRAM.. DEMOCRATS WHO WORKED WITH YOU TO PASS THIS PIECE OF CRAP LEGISLATION NOW SAY YOU LIED TO THEM. DROP DEAD! (wait, does that get me a visit from the Secret Service?)
posted by Dave @ 6:33 PM
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