Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Top ten things I did not hear during my jury duty

10. “You’re out of order! You’re out of order!”

9. “What about THAT, Mr. Fung?”

8. “I intend to prove that this man is Santa Claus.”


7. “Denny Crane.”

6. “Stand up, children. Your father’s passin’.”

5. “Lousy, rotten kids, you work your life out!”

4. “Did you say ‘yutes’?”

3. “You can’t handle the truth!”

2. “Dingoes ate my baby!”

1. “Are you familiar with the term ‘Old Yellow Stain’?”

Can you name all ten references?

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