Top Ten Lists
Last week's Top Ten List contest category was "Top Ten King Kong Pet Peeves," and none of my entries made the list. I'm fine; I'm used to rejection. But since I thought some of them were pretty good, I'll share them with you here, even though they're technically the property of CBS and World Wide Pants Incorporated.Contrary to the popular saying, he actually can’t sit anywhere he wants to.
The unfair use of "stealth" fighter jets while he’s on top of the Empire State Building
Trump wants to build a casino on Skull Island
Every time he walks by a tall building, some moron asks if he wants to climb it.
Gamers who call him “Donkey Kong”
When Tarzan pounds his chest, it's sexy. When he does it, the neighbors call the cops.
The way the tabloids are linking him and Godzilla romantically, when really they're just good friends.
posted by John Shannon @ 5:49 AM
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