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Courtesy of Late-Night Political Jokes:"Condoleezza Rice made a surprise trip to Iraq on Sunday. Also surprised to be in Iraq on Sunday: thousands of U.S. troops who were supposed to be home by Christmas." --Amy Poehler
"Earlier today Photos appeared on the cover of two newspapers of Saddam Hussein in his underwear... People were very upset. Here's the cover of the New York Post. And then I noticed something very odd... zoom in on the photo (clip: written on underwear-- "Weapon of Mass Destruction") --Conan O'Brien
"The big rumor in Washington, Dick Cheney may run for president. Let's hope that's just a Newsweek story. Cheney says he wants to run because there is still a lot of unfinished business. Like, did you know there are still a lot of countries that don't hate us?" --Jay Leno
"To show that his energy bill is about more than drilling for oil in Alaska. This week President Bush visited a plant in Virginia that turned soy beans into a clean burning diesel fuel. Which the president hopes one day will be used to fuel oil drilling machines in Alaska " --Tina Fey
"President Bush says he is still angry at Newsweek magazine. Newsweek is angry as well, and wants to know who read the story to President Bush." --Conan O'Brien
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